AN ODE TO MY FANS

As part of the release for THE CONCH SHELL OF DOOM, I agreed to create an ode to my fans, i.e. each and every one of you.

Anyone familiar with my interviewing style knows that I like to ask for a haiku. Seemed only fitting I create one for myself.

Thank you!!!

I bring the silly

You bring the laughter and tears

Rinse lather repeat