Love my parents / by Ryan Hill

 

Last weekend, during the SNOWPOCALYPSE: 2016 EDITION, I took Hunter S. Gonzodog out, so she could do her business. The Gonzodog loves the snow, and ran into a wooded area near my apartment. While trying to keep my grip on the leash, I lost my phone in the pile of snow and leaves.

Gonzodog!

Gonzodog!

It took a little while to find the thing, and fortunately everything still worked. Not long after, I told both of my parents about what happened separately. Mind you, I live in Raleigh, NC, and my parents in Greensboro, NC, so one guess as to how I was talking to them.

Hint: It was with my phone!

Mom

Me: So I lost my phone in the leaves taking Hunter out.

Mom: Did you find it?

Me: I'm talking to you on it, aren't I?

Mom: Oh. Shut up.

Dad

Me: Did Mom tell you I lost my phone in the leaves earlier?

Dad: No. Did you find... oh.